Mamas, am I getting old? I mean…I kinda embraced the sweatpant-in-public trend. I want to love the silky pajamas in public trend…but…sigh. It seems a bit much, although I concede that someone out there will look amazing in it.
But seriously Mamas. Sweatpants and pajamas are nothing compared to the two latest trends to come across my desk. I keep staring at these pics, thinking I am missing something….
Colorblocking for Accidents
Perhaps it's just me. But these pants look an awful lot like R's….when he hasn't made it to the bathroom in time. Cause, you know, he was too busy playing. And it was something SO totally exciting that it was worth "color-blocking" his pants. Little did he know how stylish a bathroom accident could be! Way to go Raines!!
Oh, J Brand. You know I love you. But I just don't get this one. Maybe the intention was thigh-slimming? If so….why not try slimming the outside of thighs? Wouldn't that work better?
In conclusion: The rear view
Exposed Control Top
So I saw this pic come across my lookbook.nu feed and I thought, "Oh my gosh! She doesn't realize!!" And my face turned a little red for her. I honestly hate when this stuff happens.
And then, further down, I saw this pic:
And that's when I realized: It's a thing.
God, I'm old.