It’s the most wonderful time of the year…the time to get snarky! Haha, who am I kidding? That’s every day. I’m back with my favorite post of the year (other than the Schitt’s Creek gift guide, that is.) Even if your sarcasm shines on the regular, here are some gifts to go with your sass. The people who will appreciate these are really the only people worth buying for anyway, amiright?
2020 has been…a real sh*t show. Let’s finish it out with some gifts that give us a freaking laugh and a moment to relieve some of that stress this never-ending year has laid upon us. I am completely out of words. Let’s look at the stuff already.
01 | thank you, next tee: Byeeeeeeee 2020.
02 | pancakes like you for breakfast plate: For the confident pancake-lover on your list?
03 | 2020 one star sweatshirt: The reviews are in…
04 | nod to our pandemic bods card: Celebrate your fabulous selves.
05 | let’s toast candle: What a mean joke. Hahaha. But these are seriously the best candles. I have the Road Trip one and it smells amazing. The Nutcracker is on its way to me, too. They offer a great selection of Homesick at Kohl’s.
06 | doing the most: Just buy this one for yourself and call it a day, moms. From awesome Black-owned business, Mantra Mugs.
07 | tired enamel pin: Does this come with a way to get my fam out of the house for a few days? Pop this on your jean jacket and remember the good ol’ days when you didn’t know what tired was…
08 | nope desk plaque: So good, I had to include it again.
09 | dumpster fire mug: Oh look. The perfect depiction of this year, on an insulated coffee mug.
10 | omg mask: I have a coffee mug with this on it. I had already included plenty o’ mugs though, so here’s something to cover your mug.
11 | correcting your grammar keychain: You can’t always blame autocorrect…
12 | beauty fades tee: Long live sarcasm. sizes S-4x
13 | cranky pants: Steps: 1. Put on pants. 2. Avoid everyone. 3. Be less cranky! sizes S-4x
14 | kevin clock: This may seem really random, but I am just dying laughing each time I look at it. Highly recommend rewatching The Office and listening to The Office Ladies podcast if you haven’t already this year. It takes the edge off.
15 | wine holder: Needs no explanation…
16 | universe is a d*ck socks: 2020, case in point.
And finally…a little bonus item…my most recent purchase from my friend Brady Lange.
Shop More Sarcasm & Sass
All these winners and more…
We’ve. Almost. Made it. I’d just like to thank all the funny people out there this year…from Jimmy Fallon and Trevor Noah, to Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey, to Kate McKinnon and the SNL writers, to the meme generators and the clever-minded makers of these things above. You have literally gotten me through this year, and I applaud your genius. And as my holiday gift to you, I’ll leave you with a few favorites from some favorites…
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” -Jerry Seinfeld
“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.” -Ellen DeGeneres
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.” -Mitch Hedberg
“I’m constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.” -Tina Fey
“You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.” -Dave Chappelle
“People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.” -Mitch Hedberg
Hey, hey from Portland, OR. Would love for you to follow me over on Instagram @laurajansenstyle for all things rad-casual mom wear, lots of foodie pics and donuts, kitchen dance parties and some social justice. xo
p.s. This one’s for the pinners…