Johnny: Outta bed, it’s Christmas Eve, and this year we will be celebrating the holiday.
David: I’m good, thanks, though.
Alexis: Okay, can you turn the lights off, please?
Johnny: No, I refuse to turn off the light on Christmas again, this year. I understand not wanting to make a fuss our first year. We were depressed, and in shock. Last year-
Moira: Less shock, deeper depression.
Johnny: Well, I was going to say, we were finally making some headway.
I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but there hasn’t been a show I’ve enjoyed more in recent years than the phenomenally funny, incredibly heartwarming Canadian programme (yes, programme…I’m a Canadian in-training), Schitt’s Creek. No judgment if you’ve been hiding under a rock (#2020) and haven’t watched it yet, but time to pop your head out and binge all six beautiful seasons. Now. Right now. And I’ll just sit here jealous that it’s your first time through. I’m already on my second. It. Is. Magic. Ground-breaking. Beautiful.
Many of you are probably huge fans of the show like I am or know someone who is, so…good news! There are some hilarious, well-designed gifts out there for all of our wishlists and stockings. Many are handmade or from small businesses on Etsy, too, so I mean, talk about a win, win…honoring an amazing show and supporting bébé businesses. Here. For. It.
Tired of the unasinous ideas put forth online that pose as helpful toward your gift-shopping efforts? Well, look no further. This list will have you bomb-i-la-ting with anticipation for the arrival of these lovelies to your doorstep!
Like Johnny Rose, I refuse to turn the lights off on Christmas this year, too! We gotta make the best of it, friends. Hoping this list helps!
01 | Handmade Felt Moira Ornaments: There’s a spoiler alert in here, but I won’t point it out if you haven’t watched. But it’s FAB and you’ll know when you get to that part. These. Ornaments. Must-have for any fan.
02 | Ew, 2020! card: Go home 2020, you’re drunk. Gift this card…because the world is falling apart around us and we’re dying inside.
03 | Moira Wigs coffee mug: The bébés!! Have your own collection that’s much easier to store and won’t be subject to smoke damage.
04 | Moira Vocabulary Calendar: For those on your list positively bedeviled with meetings, et cetera, here’s a place to write them all down AND revisit Moira’s cornucopia of fabulousness at the same time.
06 | Rosebud Motel Keychain: Guaranteed to make the theme song pop into your head every time you grab your keys.
07 | Rose Apothecary tote: If you find yourself on your own peregrination, you might want to take a few essentials in this.
08 | Very Uninterested In That Opinion coffee mug: My new mantra. Thank you, David.
09 | David Rose Sweater Collection: While I want every single thing on this list, this might be my favorite.
10 | Bébé It’s Cold Outside sweatshirt: I feel like IF Moira were to wear this, it would be layered over a really fancy collared pajama set with velvet house shoes and an ascot tucked at the neck.
11 | Nonchalance sweatshirt: Totes casj in this understated coziness.
12 | Letter Necklace: Be alot Alexis in this cute letter necklace! NEED.
Happy gift hunting and remember, never let the bastards get you down!
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p.s. This one’s for the pinners…