I’m probably not alone in my, umm, skepticism when it comes to denim shorts.
The perfect pair can feel impossible to find (and don’t even get me started about trying multiple sizes, brands and fits). Thankfully, our TME editors are on the hunt for their perfect pair of denim shorts, too so we’re kicking off this try-on series with AGOLDE’s Parker Denim Shorts.
We’ve embraced AGOLDE jeans for years now thanks to their lineup of on-trend washes and cool cuts. If you’re ever wondering what’s current in denim trends, AGOLDE usually has it covered. (Remember Abby’s elevated shorts try-on? Yup, all AGOLDE. And better yet? AGOLDE jeans are sustainable, too. P.S. You can find our entire Sustainable Style directory here, but it’s no secret that AGOLDE is a crowd favorite here at TME.
AGOLDE Parker Denim Shorts: A Team Try-On & Review
Now that it’s basically summer, we all need to up our denim shorts game and of course, we’re looking to AGOLDE for some contenders. The AGOLDE Parker shorts are available in a few lengths: the classic Parker Vintage cutoffs and the Parker Long Vintage Shorts — and some of our editors tried both. SO, do AGOLDE denim shorts stack up to the full-length jeans we all know and love? Let’s find out…
AGOLDE Parker Vintage Cutoffs, Shana’s Take
Shana says: I’ve been such a huge fan of my lightwash AGOLDE Parker shorts (technically named ‘swapmeet’) that I just bought them in a darker wash, “clutch”. They have a slightly higher rise (so are leg-lengthening) but aren’t so high that I mind wearing them in the heat. These shorts only get softer with wear.
Details: I’ve found that they run big (I’m wearing a size 26, instead of my usual post-pandemic size of 27).
AGOLDE Parker Long Vintage Shorts on Shana
Shana says: I’ve tried the AGOLDE Parker Long Shorts, too, but didn’t love how they flare out at the bottom. It’s too much flare for my scrawny legs.
The thing I love the most about the Parker shorts in general, though, is the fact that they are the quintessential denim cut-off. They’re timeless, could be right at home in any decade, and, true to form, only get better with time.
AGOLDE Parker Denim Cutoffs, Laura’s Take
Laura says: AGOLDE’s Parker shorts offer a bit more length than the 501s (my other faves) but break-in beautifully, as well, and are so comfy to wear. I’ve had my black pair for years and added the light blue wash last year.
Details: I’m a pretty solid size 6 these days, and usually wear a 28 or 29 in rigid/100% cotton jeans and shorts. These jean shorts do relax with wear so I’ve been happy going just one size up (but I always go up one size, at least.) I’m straighter through the middle and have a booty and thighs, and what I typically refer to as an athletic frame. I’m 5’4″ with a 42″ hip and 25″ thigh measurements.
AGOLDE Parker Long Vintage Shorts on Laura
Laura says: While I do love the oversized sweatshirt pairing here, my legs appear much shorter in these Parker Long shorts. I think a longer pair of cutoffs would be nice to have for comfy hangs, so I’m going to see if I can come up with some styling combos I like.
Details: I’m thinking a tan, flat sandal or kitten heel sandal with an oversized blazer could be a cool combo with these shorts. Sizing up might also add a cool ’90s vibe. I’ll have to try it out and report back!
AGOLDE Parker Denim Cutoffs, Scotti’s Take
Scotti says: Um…I LOVE these shorts. I thought I had tried the Parker shorts before, but I guess I hadn’t — because these are awesome. Maybe it’s that the specific wash (swapmeet) has that perfectly worn-in, had-for-years kind of look to it? These are like denim shorts perfection.
Details: Some reviews said they run big and some said small so I just stuck with my typical size (6/28) and they’re perfect!
AGOLDE Parker Long Vintage Shorts on Scotti
Scotti says: The best thing about the longer shorts (at least in the black wash) is the fabric…SO soft! I like the side slit for extra room for the booty, too. I couldn’t justify keeping both pairs, however, so these went back.
Details: Stuck with my typical size for these, too (6/28).
AGOLDE Parker Denim Cutoffs, Linzi’s Take
Linzi says: Nah…not for me. Surprise, surprise….Linzi tries on denim shorts and doesn’t like them. I’m JUST not a denim shorts kind of gal. They move around too much, ride up when I sit down, gap in the back, feel weird when I bend over. Definitely too high-maintenance trying to keep them in the right spot. I like the wash and they’re definitely soft, but…not for me.
Details: These are maybe too big on me (size 29), so I guess I could try the 28s and see if I like them any better.
AGOLDE Parker Denim Cutoffs, Amy’s Take
Amy says: When it comes to denim shorts, AGOLDE has been a long-time favorite, with the Parker Vintage Cutoffs as a regular go-to. They sit comfortably at the waist, the denim (despite being rigid) already has a broken-in feel, and they ace the washes every time.
Details: I wear my true size, 28, for a slouchy, comfy fit.
AGOLDE Parker Long Vintage Shorts on Amy
Amy says: The AGOLDE Parker Long shorts are perfect for anyone who wants more length in the leg, and is incredibly ideal for us tall humans! They’re just as comfy, if not more so, and I find they’re easier to wear with longer/oversized tops, as the extra length allows the denim shorts to still peek out in the best of ways.
Details: Size 28 again!
AGOLDE Parker Denim Shorts, Julieta’s Take
Julieta says: The AGOLDE Parker Vintage cutoffs are wide at the waist, so perfect if you want or need more space there. I recently tried this darker wash and I fell in love. The lighter washes don’t go well with my complexion. I’ll get a photo as soon as I get my right size delivered.
Details: In my opinion, they run TTS, but you can size up if you like an even more relaxed fit. I’m wearing a size up and they felt too big in the waist.
AGOLDE Parker Long Vintage Shorts on Julieta
Julieta says: I loved these cutoffs! The length, a nice rise if you don’t like a super high-rise and super soft. They’re also selling out super fast; I think it’s because they’re great for thick thighs.
Details: I had to go down to a 25 for the perfect size. So consider sizing down, or your true size for an even more relaxed feel. Now, this is specific to this wash as sizing can vary from wash to wash.
AGOLDE Parker Denim Shorts, Cam’s Take
Cam says: The Parker Vintage shorts initially reminded me of my favorite Levi’s cut-offs, with that ever-so-classic, casual distressed look. However, I came to appreciate the AGOLDE pair for their difference (they wear as if they have already been broken in, so softer…more relaxed,) whereas some denim shorts require a committed set of deep squats to loosen up a bit. Not these! It may be a subtle difference to some, but to me, it proved to make them worth the cost.
Details: The Parker shorts feel delightful on, which makes them a favorite of this tall gal (coming in at 5’11, FYI).
AGOLDE Parker Long Vintage Shorts on Cam
Cam says: I ordered this AGOLDE Parker Long pair, purely because I was curious as to whether there could be a longer cut-off that hits the mark for me. The Mark being…Super-Relaxed, yet Expertly Cut. The thing I’ve noticed about long denim shorts is that they can feel a bit too boyfriend-ish and slouchy…and I like a more fitted feel. The AGOLDE Long Shorts did surprise me! These shorts seemingly accentuate the things I want shown off. *cough cough* For instance, the bum. (I do love when it’s highlighted — haha).
Details: They deliver on the casual, loose feel I’d hope for in a longer cut-off, while also being more tailored in the waist and hips…basically, it doesn’t hang.
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